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Ah . . . My boy gave Me a VERY unexpected gift for My birthday.  A “thingy”, a pokey thingy, a potentially painfully, pokey thingy!  How do you know when a gift is for YOU and not them . . . when it is pokey and they like thuddy.  Lol.

So, boy had told me to be on the look out for a package and told (then asked , then begged) that I not open until he was present.  He explained that that person sending it was interested in boy seeing My face when I opened it . . . and in any case, I wouldn’t have opened it without boy there; that is ½ the F U N.

Package arrived and boy was going to be there the next day; so I didn’t tell him it had arrived.  When boy arrived I was on the phone and started trying to open it while still on the phone.  I had already WAITED over 12 hours!  Got it open; and a magnificently crafted pokey thingy was magically in My hand.  The handle was smooth and the pokey things were, uhm, captivating.  I can only assume the glint in My eye started to sparkle!

boy told a story of talking with the craftsman about My level of sadism . . . and it seems that I got the “special” old style “thingy” that is sharper!  In any case, I demanded boy’s arm for a trial run . . . right after a few rolls on My own (how else to KNOW?).  I went VERY lightly as the instrument is potentially deadly and BEYOND painful. 

After running it along a few bodies over a few days; I was FINALLY ready to try using it a little harder.  Again, I demanded boy’s arm . . . and applied the TINIEST amount of pressure.  Sure it hurt, but boy was smiling (but, boy professes to NOT be a masochist!).  The real surprise was the blood that that small picks caused!  Amazing.  They turned out to be on the same forearm that I have given boy a scar from the “finger” he gave Me a few months ago.

Thank you boy!

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